FunnyPosted: June 13, 2011
OK This is just for laughs.
How many alcoholics does it take to change a lightbulb?
Just one – he holds the lightbulb and the whole world revolves around him.
Someone else’s life flashes before their eyes.
How many alcoholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Four, one to hold the light bulb and three to get so drunk the room spins.
Three people, one of whom was a codependent, were in line to be executed at the guillotine. The first person stuck his head in the hole, the rope was cut, and the blade fell, only to stop an inch above the person’s neck. The executioners saw it as a sign from God and so decided to let the person go.
The next person put his head in the hole, the rope was cut, and again, the blade stopped an inch above the person’s neck. That person, too, was released.
As the codependent walked up for his turn at the guillotine, he turned to the executioner and said: “You know, I think I know how to fix that.”